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When you begin art
It’s so simple
Fingerpaints and Crayola and printer paper
Maybe construction paper
When you return
After a few years away
You try to ease in
But you trip and you fall and you drown
Down, down, down, the rabbit hole
Birdies circling your head
Oils? Acrylics?
You mean
There’s a difference?
Oil, I guess.
I just want a paintbrush
What do you mean what size?
What type?
Horse hair? Boar hair? Sable?
Flat? Round? Fan? Bright?
I just want a brush! A good brush
What will I be doing with it?
Painting!
What do you mean “What will you be painting”?
Things!
Flowers? Buildings? Animals? Ships?
I don’t know!
Just things!
You know what?
Forget the oil paint and brushes!
I’m gonna be a watercolorist.
That’s easy right?
Just give me the basics
Wait, what do you mean by cakes or tubes?
Watercolors!
No I don’t know how permanent colors are!
What do you mean I need half a dozen brushes?
And pans?
Can’t I just use Crayola?
Don’t give me that look!
No Watercolors!
Pens and Markers!
Those are simple right?
(My Head Hurts)
No, I don’t know the difference between tip sizes
Or shapes
Or brands
Or Pressure
You’re about to see just how heavy handed I am though!
Fine, just, what about colored pencils
Really? Really?!
Can’t anything be simple?!
You know what?
Amazon still sells RoseArt Art Kits I think.
If not, there’s always Walmart
It's insane. Literally insane, the options and "requirements" for each medium...
I'll just be over here worshipping the simpleness of Crayola and RoseArt...